Engadget.com’s Holiday Gift Guide: For Him is already out, and it certainly got my gears going. If I can afford it, or if someone I know would be sweet enough to give it to me, here are the gadgets I want to get for Christmas:

1. Logitech Orbit AF robo-webcam. Whenever I go videoconferencing, I am certainly not afraid to show people my homely face in full, glorious VGA mode. And I certainly want to see all the freckles on the face of the person on the other end.
2. Erector Spyke WiFi Robot. Do I want to know what my roommate is up to, or if he’s messing with my stuff while I am in the other room? An Erector Spyke WiFi Robot will do the trick. It can annoy my roommate to death and send me a wireless video stream of how it is doing it.
3. HP MediaSmart Home Server. Data storage is always a pain. I can never have enough space for all the music and the movies that I keep downloading almost compulsively. That thing lugs 1TB around? Sweet.
4. Samsung BD-UP5000. Which one is better, HD DVD or Blu-ray? I seriously don’t care; I just want my videos pretty. This gadget is great because with it, I really don’t have to choose.
5. Garmin nuvi 760. I hate getting lost, I hate getting lost in traffic, and I hate losing my car in the parking lot. How do I get over that? By getting myself a GPS gadget, and Garmin nuvi 760 is it. With it, I will never be lost again, and I get to play some music on it, too.
6. HP Blackbird 002. I want a PC that will not conk on me when I beat it hard with my serious games. I heard HP Blackbird 002 is the magic for my gaming needs.

Father Christmas, I’ve been very good this past year. Please give me one of these.